Great Signs

  • Signs In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

  • On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."

  • On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."

  • On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs."

  • Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

  • In a Beauty Shop, "Dye now!"

  • On the side of a garbage truck, "We've got what it takes to take what you've got." (Burglars please copy.)

  • In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."

  • Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

lonelycloud36 lonelycloud36
41-45, M
2 Responses Jul 10, 2010

ha ha

lol...I love signs that make no sense. I was driving down the road the other day and saw a sign that said "Yard Sale"...About 20 feet behind that one another sign appeared and said 'No Traspassing" lol. To funny :)