Thought I Still Had It, By Dr. Philbilly

One windy rainy day I went to Wal-Mart. I walked in, smiled at the greeter and said hello. She can barely get “Welcome to Wal-Mart” out of her mouth because she is laughing so hard. Isn’t it just wonderful to see people in a good mood and able to laugh? I get my buggy and head for the grocery isle. This woman walks by me smiling and staring right at me. Then as she passes by I hear her break out laughing. People sure are in a good mood today. As I was shopping I noticed a group of three nice looking girls looking and smiling at me. Hmmm…I thought to myself, “Ole Wayne still got it!”

So I puffed up and started strutting my stuff like a Mississippi Peacock. I don’t get much attention anymore and I have to say, I was eating it up. Everywhere I went there they were, smiling and looking at me. I played it cool, but as I went down the frozen food aisle I open the freezer door to retrieve a pizza, as the door closed, I caught a glimpse of myself in the window of the freezer door. No way! What the heck! CRAAAAAAP!
To my surprise I discover why I’m getting so many looks and smiles. As I mentioned earlier it was a rainy and windy day but what I didn’t mention, was that I had a daaang cow lick that morning so I used some hair spray to lay it down.

Well, wouldn’t you know it, the wind had blown my hair, and it stuck, straight up, on one side. It looked like half a Mohawk and it was far from looking cool. My face turned three different shades of red and I could feel my heart beating in my ear lobes. I try to brush it down with my hands but it don‘t work. Craaaaaap! That hair spray is some good stuff. My hair just pops right back up like it’s spring loaded. The only thing I could do was go to the clothing department and put on the first ball cap I could find; tag hanging and all. Even made the check out girl scan it on my head! Groceries – $76.00….“She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy” ball cap – $12.99…. looking like Rod Stewart had just woken up – priceless!

DrPhilbilly DrPhilbilly
15 Responses Jul 20, 2010

Thanks moonface...we all need to laugh. To bad its at my expense lmao :)

Your welcome u never hear a Rod Stewart song the same lol

Now thats funny,thanks for sharing the laughter.

It was the hat or a Bob Marley wig from the toy aisle lol. I would have gotten it ho if the hat didnt fit. Cause "every little ting, is gonna be alright."

Quick Thinking getting the cap !!!!!

Ive had alot of practice at it lol

lol...take a little pepto. the taste alone will help u forget about the tummy ache lol.

ahh ur so welcome sunshine...just another bad hair day mixed with a little bad luck lol. Just a normal day :)

LOL ah your stories always bring some sunshine to my day! You are too funny!

It would have made a great comercial lol. You should have seen it. I was rocking a roostertail girl. :) are so welcome. Glad I could help put a smile on your face :)

Breezeann, If we hung out I take it you be the one pointing and laughing at me right? lol.

LOL! That is so funny! You crack me up Hon. Thanks :)

Its called "Big Sexy Hair" ...I swear that is the name of it. Its in a huge white can. Its my wifes brand lol. Craaap works good to. I'm just sayin'. hahahaha!