Killer Thoughts On Men From Women…

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What's the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
And my favorite in the group
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
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Jul 28, 2010