Girls Night Out

One night my girls invited me out. I promised my husband I'd be home by midnight. Hours passed & margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 AM (a bit loaded) I headed home. Just as I got in the cuckoo clock chimed 3 times. Afraid my hubby would wake I quickly cuckooed 9 more times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution. The next morning he asked what time I got in. I said "MIDNIGHT!" He seemed fine so I thought I'd gotten away with it. Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked why he said "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, said 'oh ****', cuckooed 4 times, cleared its throat, cuckooed 3 times again, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table & farted."

ichooselife ichooselife
36-40, F
2 Responses Aug 2, 2010

my sentiments exactly. I got this as a text message, just when I needed it most. **life is way too complicated, I appreciate a good laugh**** Thanks NatashaMarie for stopping by.