Nursing Home

A young man went to see his father in the nursing home.The old man told him that he was'nt sure if he was happy there because the other morning he woke with a stiffie the nurse spotted it and said we'll soon fix that, hoped on the bed and straddled him. His son said that he did'nt think that was too bad, Then the old man said that was'nt all . A couple of days later he was in the showers when he dropped the soap, when wham! some bloke had mounted him. Once again his son said he did'nt think that was too bad either. To which the old man said, Ah but! I drop the soap far more often than I get a stiffie.
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Aug 5, 2010