My Husband Is Coming....

A man came to the surgery covered with blood and bruises."What is the matter?" said the doctor.
"It's my wife- another of her nightmares."
"Don't talk darft man! She might have kicked you, but not these injuries."
"Listen doc, she had one of her nightmares:she shouted out, 'Get out, quick---my husband is coming home! And me being only half awake, naturally, I jumped straight out of the window."
chalucha chalucha
46-50, M
1 Response Aug 7, 2010

this one always brings a smile to my face :)