Little Johnny

Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a blackeye. His father see's
it and says "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the
other boys?"

But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all
stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her bottom. I
reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!

"Johnny", the father said. You don't do those kind of things to women.

Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and
blue.

Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"

"But Dad" Johnny said. "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our
prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the
crack of her bottom. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached
over and pulled t out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back
in!"
georshar georshar
36-40, F
2 Responses Aug 9, 2010

Lol

Life lesson here, sometimes whatever you do it will be the wrong thing.