You're The Father Of One Of My Kids (old One)

Guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says "Hello!!!". He's rather taken aback because he can't place where
 he knows her from. So he says..."do you know me???"... to which she  replies..." I think you're the father of one of my kids"....

 Completely shocked...the guy's mind,travels back to the only time when he  was unfaithful to his wife and says..." My God!... are you the ******** from my bachelor party that i  made love to on the pool table???!!"

 Confused... she looks into his eyes and says calmly..." NO... I AM YOUR  SON'S CLASSTEACHER"

georshar georshar
36-40, F
1 Response Aug 9, 2010

Funny one