Joke From Praire Home Companion

i remember hearing a joke on "prarie home companion" once, about a bartender named ****. he used to have a well-respected doctor for a customer, and this doctor would always order an almond daquiri.

well, one day, **** was all out of almonds, so he took some hickory nuts and made a daquiri out of them. so the doctor comes in and **** sets the daquiri in front of him. the doc takes a sip and asks, "Is this an almond daquiri, ****?"

and **** replied, "No, it's a hickory daquiri, Doc!"
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2 Responses Aug 9, 2010

I love this style of joke. So classy, and totally dependent on the telling for the punchline to work!!

Hahahahaha! Corny, but I love it! :D