2 Ropes

Two ropes walk in to a bar, one rope calls the bartender and says "Barkeep, let me get a couple of beers." The bartender says "I'm sorry we dont serve ropes in here."

Frustrated the ropes walk out and, since this was the only bar in town, they thought about it a little while when finally one rope says "I've got an idea." So he gets him self into a bind and frizzles his ends and walks back into the bar and says "Barkeep, can I get a couple of beers."

The barkeep says "Sure, but aren't you those same two ropes that came in here earlier?" The rope answers "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

littleboyblu162010 littleboyblu162010
18-21, M
1 Response Aug 10, 2010

I would have liked to see that I know alot of jokes but very little clean ones so I find my jokes in different places because I dont want to make anyone uncomfortable.Most of the jokes I know was told to me by old friends and they just dont ever have anything clean to say.