50 Bucks

An older gentleman is sitting in a bar when a beautiful young woman walks up to him and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks."

He immediately puts his drink down and begins frantically going through his pockets. He pulls out a cumbled up ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones.

He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house."




Sorry if this joke offends anyone.

littleboyblu162010 littleboyblu162010
18-21, M
6 Responses Aug 10, 2010

funny :)

I never heard it before i just found it and for people who have saw it a million times they can move on and not waist their time reading it .If I think something is funny I share it even if others might not like it.

Don't worry, I'm not one who has heard it before. And as for me, I don't mind being reminded of a good joke that I've heard before.

Well, those of us who heard this 15 years ago might be slightly ... not offended, but bored.

Alot of people I know in person cant take a joke so I find myself apologizing alot.

I'm laughing! Who'd be offended?