Drunk Thief

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

littleboyblu162010 littleboyblu162010
18-21, M
4 Responses Aug 10, 2010

I wouldnt be embarassed but I would be sad because you know that has to embarass her and she cant help it.

elderly... it was so embarrassing! for her, my dad, my family... <br />
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but with some distance, we all have managed to see the humor in it too... one has to be able to laugh at things or we'd be crying all the time!

Aww thats sad.Is she elderly or just something caused by an illness?

Too close for comfort! I have a step-parent who is suffering with dementia... to our absolute horror we witnessed that very sort of thing and the ensuing confusion when she got into the front seat facing backwards and tried to sit on the steering wheel before any of us could stop her!