Ok I Cant Help Myself This Will Be The Only Joke Like This That I Will Post

Married bar talk


Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?' ... and she always acts like she's sound asleep!"


littleboyblu162010 littleboyblu162010
18-21, M
2 Responses Aug 10, 2010

I thought it was in a way I wouldnt treat a woman like the 2nd one does but I think its funny that the woman pretends to be asleep.

Good one :)