Designated Decoy

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.

Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.

The results showed a reading of 0.0.

The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

littleboyblu162010 littleboyblu162010
18-21, M
2 Responses Aug 10, 2010

cute

I can see that happening to me other than I wouldnt be trying to help them on a normal day if I walk without useing a wall I look drunk.Over the past year I walk alot beter than I used to but I still stumble and fall alot.Being my luck they would insist on me walking a straight line and arrest me because I cant do it.