Women Jokes

How do you make five pounds of fat look beautiful to a guy?
Put a nipple on it.
What do old women have between their breasts that young ones don't?
A bellybutton.
deguarddog deguarddog
51-55, M
1 Response Aug 14, 2010

Ok, I have to admit to a smile, even though I am a middle aged woman.<br />
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How about...<br />
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Woman's best friend is diamonds, Man's best friend is a dog....now who's the bright one!