Four Worms And A Sermon...

Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead 

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -

What did you learn from this demonstration???

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, 

"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service!

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4 Responses Nov 18, 2010

It just goes to prove what my mum used to tell me....."If you give up smoking, drinking, drugs & sex, you dont live longer...... It just feels like it!!

Would have been the best :)

Maxine should have been a doctor.

Sorry, just added the pics it looked like they were going to show up from the original links but they didn't.... Glad you like it Destry *insert ROFL emoticon*