Another Utterly Tasteless Joke.



For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in DC has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical advice.

Hope that clears things up.
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8 Responses Dec 14, 2010

Well you got the marriage part right, but I thought that was a good chuckle

Keep going mate - got to say it is funny !

I thought it was pretty funny :D I love my tasteless jokes...<br />
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What is six inches long, has a bald head and drives American women wild?<br />
A Hundred dollar bill.<br />
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Hey if ya can't laugh at yourself - what is the point eh?<br />
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What is long, hard and f***s New Zealanders?<br />
Grade Three.<br />
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What is an Australian's idea of foreplay?<br />
Brace yeself, shela! Here it comes!

Lol... you didn't see this coming ronanp?

Oh good heavens rohit, he didn't say it was a FUNNY utterly tasteless joke. If he had, THEN you could have complained.

Indian women have capability to kick on the *** of foreigners as Rani Laxmi kicked off britishers, Indians have brain and capability to go in america n **** ur american girls as I have many a times visited america and ****** refrain from talking such nonsense...... u ****** americans dont have brain even to ean and suicide by digging ur own grave...........

I think u hav never visited India bt i have visited america many times & it sounds very bad. Our country people are any time better than urs fyi bcoz atleast they wont speak rubbish jokes like ur people.

As an Indian, I'm very offended that this joke did not include curry. Tasteless junk. :D