Never Assume That Men Understand.

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'oral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'

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106 Responses Dec 16, 2010

That's probably the first type that would come to mind for most men...LOL! (I'll use this at the gym today too)...Thanks!

Male-bashing at it's best, and so true!

Well she made him happy in the end...

Hi deleted. That was really funny. Well, errr... not so funny for the woman I guess. He got to *** and she 'went'. Killer sex wot???

oh god hahahhaha.

Funny LOL


LOL! :)

men are men :)

lol. That says it all doesn't it. :)


Oh that is priceless LOL

LMAO. Yep. Men...........

I laughed hard...

Not funny, ok maybe a little..........


hahaha nice *:))

heeelarious!! lol






HAHA! Loved this! I needed a good laugh this morning.

I did not see this one coming... {punt intended} This one I would like to share... This is really funny!!!

I'm dying laughing

what a laugh, cheers.

Now I know why the medical folks call it the "O" sign.....

To use my late mother's expression... "It was Dirty! Dirty, dirty, dirty... but my Gosh that was funny."

So you don't get the wrong idea about my dear, sweet, mother; I will have to set the stage for when she used that expression in a story I will upload later.

i had to read it twice to understand the joke , i guess men don't understand ... lol ;)



The nursing student came to the question: "How do you wash a genital?" Her reply: "The same way you wash a Jew."

Err, um, yes! Typical! :-P

Nah, randomly perusing! lol
You are way too busy to keep up with! ;-)

Or I'm too lazy...

Ha ha ...

this is the one dirty joke i can actually reacall , so it gets a lot of air time from me.

it's really very great :) thanks dear!

O.M.G. lololol!!!! Absolutely TERRIBLE!! *falls off chair laughing*

OMG lol too much

That must be the funniest joke I've read or heard in many years!!!

OH Good God, I didn't see that coming. Lmao!

men r so bad

Lmao!!! I had to stiffle my laughter so I don't wake up the rest of the house, but it didn't help. I'm still killing myself!!! Good one ;-)

LoL. LoL. Sorry I laughed again and again:)

That was far too funny. Definitely wrong, but funny as...! Thanks for making me laugh :D

He did her a favour , she was brain death already :)

That's just too funny. lol

OMG....that was great. Thanks for sharing that very important lesson! ;)

Laughter the best medic..thanks for sharing


omg!! hahahaahahaha thats good

I don't get it how's it funny?

He sooo did that on purpose :D


Where do you find a dog with no legs? <br />
Where you left him.


lolol xD

I think she should have perked right up. What's the problem.


hahhahahaaaaaa ...

So true.<br />
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Please please please always spell it out - we do not know what we did wrong!! And telling us that not knowing what we did wrong is just as bad doesn't help us put it right!!

******* awesome, i mean it sucks she died in the story but great punchline! selfish ****** we guys are though is the moral)))))

That's a man for you! lol

Lol :)

A joke story to relax our nerve.thanks a lot.<br /><br />
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rating up. Good chuckles...



Lmao xD I was thinking the same thing the husband was thinking while I was reading it.

i remember back when there was a whole scare on young kids performing oral sex in schools and everyone was freaking out.<br />
but it was only girls performing it on guys and not the other way around. always ******** and never ***********. <br />
and the poor guy only ever knew of one oral sex--the kind where the man is satisfied :(

ha ha ha, hard men

oh my *cackles* hehehe, wow! <br />
<br />
i just leared something about men today :P ...


If he would have had better insurance, the nurse would have done the deed. Lol That was a funny joke, but some guys like to give more than receive.

Hey he tried maybe they have a pattern to doing it perhaps he gets to go first, you know how responsive we get after we *********.


That made me choke on my coffee I was not expecting that ending!! ROFLMAO!!!

bwhahahahahaha!!!! That was good!



Cocky sods, us men, aren't we?

Thank you for the entertainement portion of my afternoon...that was HYSTERICAL!!!



Rofl!! hilarious... so wrong but hella funny


I'm in the generation that if you said 'oral sex' would have no idea what you were talking about. I was 20 before I realized what a lesbian was (I read the book 'Everything You Wanted to Know) however I had once met one, had no idea. She wanted to take me for a ride in her convertible, and I said 'no thanks'. My parents said never take a ride with a stranger. Back in the 'old days' people didn't talk much about sex. In case you're feeling sorry for me, I did catch up in time to have some fun. This was a funny joke.

LOL!!!!!!!!!! ;-D

LOL -- more or less....

And some people still wonder why I went lesbian.....

I couldn't stop laughing at that one. Yes it's often true that men are just clueless. That's just too damn funny.