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Never Assume That Men Understand.

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'oral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'

NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.
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Funny LOL

LMAO

Women are probably the only ones who get this joke, men are probably , what? I knew it was a bad idea!

LOL! :)

That's a classic!!!! I loved it:-)

men are men :)

lol. That says it all doesn't it. :)

Hilarious!

Oh that is priceless LOL

LMAO. Yep. Men...........

I laughed hard...

Not funny, ok maybe a little..........

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That was funny!

hahaha nice *:))

Good one!! Lol!!

heeelarious!! lol

ROTFLMMFAO !

OOOOH YOU ARE AWFUL.......BUT I LIKE YOU.

Typical man!!!!! I always said that you need to draw diagrams for them sometimes. This was hysterical. Thanks for the laugh.

awesome!!

lmfao!!

Haha!

HAHA! Loved this! I needed a good laugh this morning.

lol, thats great!

Hysterical!

I did not see this one coming... {punt intended} This one I would like to share... This is really funny!!!

I'm dying laughing

what a laugh, cheers.

Now I know why the medical folks call it the "O" sign.....

All I can think is 'omg the poor girl had to go out that way... she couldn't have a last experience with a smile on her face instead of her mouth in the 'O' shape.'