Obama In Heaven

Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates.

He is very excited; all his life he's had a secret wish and longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a beard.

"Are you Mohammed?" he asks.

"No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up." Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides.

He climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.

He asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"

"No, I am Moses. Mohammed is up higher."

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again.

He discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.

Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"

"No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up."

Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question: "Are You Mohammed?" he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.

"No, my son... I am God Almighty. But you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?"

"Yes! Please, my Lord", replies Obama.

God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out: "Hey Mohammed-- two coffees!"


Alright I put the bulletproof vest on
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10 Responses Dec 17, 2010

i thought obama was only into tea,,has he changed to coffee now :S

OH, MY GOODNESS! you'll have all the US embassies in the world burned!

i wonder though how i'm going to post/share this in my fb without being lynched, simply too good to pass...

So did he stay there to be GOD servant?

Do you think Mohammad will be able to bring donuts too?

Great one. Hilarious

Quite plausible really.

wow i like this and yeah we are so naughty for laughing ...LOL...

LOL, ROF. Sounds so much like Obama.

shame on you! ROFLMAO

I'm shaking my head in stern disapproval, but I feel a giggle coming on