Obama In HeavenObama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates.
He is very excited; all his life he's had a secret wish and longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a beard.
"Are you Mohammed?" he asks.
"No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up." Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides.
He climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"
"No, I am Moses. Mohammed is up higher."
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again.
He discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"
"No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up."
Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question: "Are You Mohammed?" he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.
"No, my son... I am God Almighty. But you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?"
"Yes! Please, my Lord", replies Obama.
God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out: "Hey Mohammed-- two coffees!"
Alright I put the bulletproof vest on