I Received This Via, E-mail LollollolNo one believes seniors . . .
everyone thinks they are senile.
An elderly couple was
celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as
childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood
after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old
school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk
they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally ."
On their way back home, a bag
of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet.
Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took
it home. There, she counted the money-fifty thousand dollars! Andy
said, "We've got to give it back." Sally said, "Finders keepers." She
put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic. The next day, two police
officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. "Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that
fell out of an armored car yesterday?" Sally said, "No". Andy said,
"She's lying. She hid it up in the attic. Sally said, "Don't believe
him, he's getting senile."The agents turned to Andy and
began to question him. One said: "Tell us the story from the
beginning." Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from
school yesterday ...." The first police officer turned to his partner
and said, "We are outta here" lol