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A Lesbian In A Bar Alone.....

By: SaratogaGirl
Written on January 19th, 2011
A guy walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. He says, "Can I buy you a drink?"
 
She replies, "Yes, but it won't do you any good."

Later he asks, "May I buy you another drink?" "Yes," she responds, "but it won't do you any good."
 
After a few drinks, he decides to ask her to his apartment. Again, she replies, "Yes, but it won't do you any good."
 
In his apartment he turns to her and says, "You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I want you for my wife."
 
She replies, "Ohhhhh, THAT'S a different story!! Bring her on out!!!"
By: SaratogaGirl
Age: 26-30 , Female
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14 responses
  • Cherpee
    Cherpee

    I happened upon a gorgeous girl in a bar, whilst travelling abroad, and tried my best (not too cheesy) chat up lies (whoops lines) when I realised that she too spoke English.

    She smiled and thanked me for the drink that I bought her, and then said, "Look, I think that you are quite cute, but so as you dont think that I am rude, I'm not interested in you, because I am a lesbian"

    Puzled, I asked her, "What part of Lesbania, are you from?"

    "No silly," she giggled " Look, do you see the girl dancing over there" and pointed to a slim girl with a very short skirt, just skimming her white panties, and a very tight top barely containing her ample firm breasts, "Yes" I gulped, "she's lovely"

    "Well" she said, "I want to pull off her top, and suck those puppies, rip off that skirt, pull down those panties, and lick her till she screams, Now do you understand?"

    "Yes", I said "I understand, and now that you have explained that, I am convinced that I am a lesbian too, do you fancy asking her over here, for a drink with me, only my **** is wedged under the bar!"

    Mar 30, 2011
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  • EternallyHopeful
    EternallyHopeful

    Oh this IS good LOL.

    Jan 19, 2011
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  • mtvlm
    mtvlm

    LOL!!!! That is funny...

    Jan 19, 2011
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  • SaratogaGirl
    SaratogaGirl

    My pleasure, chipper!

    Jan 19, 2011
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  • chipperchick
    chipperchick

    Grreat, i am roaring!! wish I could write down what my laughter sounds like,



    thank you so much for the laugh!



    chipperchick!

    Jan 19, 2011
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  • mewold
    mewold

    Ha, ha, ha, :-)

    Jan 19, 2011
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  • ronanp
    ronanp

    That's Funny!

    Jan 19, 2011
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  • SaratogaGirl
    SaratogaGirl

    It did WHAT mewold????

    Jan 19, 2011
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  • Queenofargyll
    Queenofargyll

    This is priceless, but I have to say that mewold's comment had me laughing just as hard!

    Jan 19, 2011
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  • womaninbliss
    womaninbliss

    very good.

    Jan 19, 2011
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  • mewold
    mewold

    OK, kid, you got me laughing today. I laughed so hard, my naked ****** wiggeled. LMFAO!

    Jan 19, 2011
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  • pixelita
    pixelita

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D

    Jan 19, 2011
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  • SaratogaGirl
    SaratogaGirl

    OOOO-la-la! Fun indeed!

    Jan 19, 2011
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  • Allergic
    Allergic

    *giggles* I texted a picture of my breasts to my husband while he at work last week. I put the text "Does this look infected? Can you send me something to compare to?" Just to be silly and maybe get a good reply, which I have never once gotten. He replied (without a picture) "One of the girls from work?" And I said "That could be fun."

    Jan 19, 2011
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