A Lesbian In A Bar Alone.....A guy walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. He says, "Can I buy you a drink?"
She replies, "Yes, but it won't do you any good."
Later he asks, "May I buy you another drink?" "Yes," she responds, "but it won't do you any good."
After a few drinks, he decides to ask her to his apartment. Again, she replies, "Yes, but it won't do you any good."
In his apartment he turns to her and says, "You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I want you for my wife."
She replies, "Ohhhhh, THAT'S a different story!! Bring her on out!!!"
SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 12 Responses 6 Jan 19, 2011