A Lesbian In A Bar Alone.....

A guy walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. He says, "Can I buy you a drink?"
She replies, "Yes, but it won't do you any good."

Later he asks, "May I buy you another drink?" "Yes," she responds, "but it won't do you any good."
After a few drinks, he decides to ask her to his apartment. Again, she replies, "Yes, but it won't do you any good."
In his apartment he turns to her and says, "You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I want you for my wife."
She replies, "Ohhhhh, THAT'S a different story!! Bring her on out!!!"
SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
26-30, F
12 Responses Jan 19, 2011

I happened upon a gorgeous girl in a bar, whilst travelling abroad, and tried my best (not too cheesy) chat up lies (whoops lines) when I realised that she too spoke English.<br />
She smiled and thanked me for the drink that I bought her, and then said, "Look, I think that you are quite cute, but so as you dont think that I am rude, I'm not interested in you, because I am a lesbian"<br />
Puzled, I asked her, "What part of Lesbania, are you from?"<br />
"No silly," she giggled " Look, do you see the girl dancing over there" and pointed to a slim girl with a very short skirt, just skimming her white panties, and a very tight top barely containing her ample firm breasts, "Yes" I gulped, "she's lovely"<br />
"Well" she said, "I want to pull off her top, and suck those puppies, rip off that skirt, pull down those panties, and lick her till she screams, Now do you understand?"<br />
"Yes", I said "I understand, and now that you have explained that, I am convinced that I am a lesbian too, do you fancy asking her over here, for a drink with me, only my **** is wedged under the bar!"

Oh this IS good LOL.

LOL!!!! That is funny...

My pleasure, chipper!

Grreat, i am roaring!! wish I could write down what my laughter sounds like, <br />
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thank you so much for the laugh!<br />
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Ha, ha, ha, :-)

It did WHAT mewold????

very good.

OK, kid, you got me laughing today. I laughed so hard, my naked ****** wiggeled. LMFAO!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D

OOOO-la-la! Fun indeed!

*giggles* I texted a picture of my breasts to my husband while he at work last week. I put the text "Does this look infected? Can you send me something to compare to?" Just to be silly and maybe get a good reply, which I have never once gotten. He replied (without a picture) "One of the girls from work?" And I said "That could be fun."