The Blonde On The Plane

The airplane seat belt sign had just gone off when the flight attendant notices a blonde, seated in the Coach section stand up, gather her belongings
and take a seat in First Class.  Knowing this was unacceptable, the Flight Attendant walks over to where the blond is seated and says, "Excuse me Ma'am, but you're booked in Coach & you have to return to your seat."  Well, the blonde just flips her hair and says, "No, because I'm blonde, I'm beautiful & I'm going to Houston!"  The Attendant starts to repeat herself, when again the blonde interupts with the same statement, "No, because I'm blonde, I'm beautiful & I'm going to Houston!"  Exasperated, the Attendant goes to the Cockpit and explains the problem.  The Co-Pilot gets up from his seat saying, "It's OK, I'll handle this." and he walks to where the blonde is sitting.  "Ma'am", he says, "You have to return to your seat in Coach."  To which she once again says, "No, because I'm blonde, I'm beautiful & I'm going to Houston!"  Seeing that she's not about to budge, he returns to the Cockpit.  "Well, did you take care of it?" asks the Captain. "No", he says, "she's not moving."   "Wait", the Captain says. "Did you say she's blonde?"  "I'll take care of this, my wife is blonde, I speak blonde."  He strides back to where the blonde is & whispers in her ear.  A stricken look comes to the blonde's face as she quickly gets up, gathers her things & hurries back to her seat saying,  "Oh no, I didn't know that!"  When the Captain returns to the Cockpit, the Co-pilot & Attendant are impresed and ask, "What did you say to her?"  The Captain mater-of-factly answers, "I just told her this part of the plane isn't going to Houston."