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Priest and a Woman

Woman: Forgive me father for I have sinned . . .

Priest: What is your sin my child?

Woman: Well Father, I called a man a son of a *****.

Priest: Why have you called him this?

Woman: Well Father, he touched my hand.

Priest: Like this?(he touches her hand)

Woman: Yes Father.

Priest: Well that's no reason to call him a son of a *****.

Woman: But then he took off my shirt Father.

Priest: Like this?(he takes off her shirt)

Woman: Yes Father.

Priest: That's no reason to call him a son of a *****.

Woman: But after that he touch my breast Father.

Priest: Like this?(he touches her breast)

Woman: Yes Father.

Priest: Well that's still no reason to call him a son of a *****.

Woman: Father . . . he started sticking his you know what in my you know where!

Priest: Like this?(he starts sticking his you know what in you know where)

Woman: YES FATHER YES FATHER YES YES!!!

Priest: Well that still no reason to call him a son of a *****.

Woman: But Father . . . he had AIDS!!!

Priest: THAT SON OF A *****!!!!

Southerner Southerner 21-25, M 6 Responses Feb 15, 2008

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I hate when that happens!

ROFL! That's just wrong, man! .... seriously wrong! *still snickering!*

heard this one before...but its still funny!

LOL

ROFLMOA ... Sick but funny...

My dad told me this years ago when I still saw him.