If You Marry An Irish Girl

If You Marry An Irish Girl



The first man married a woman from Italy. He told her that she
was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on
the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put

The second man married a woman from Poland . He gave his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The
first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By
the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was
a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Ireland. He ordered her to keep
the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals
on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the
second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm
was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the
dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
mflatham mflatham
56-60, F
4 Responses Apr 25, 2011

No difficulty peeing!!!

Haha good one!


Sounds like MY Irish girl! ;-)