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Daily Joke 10-31-2006

I start with a 'safe' joke about a blonde girl... (he thats me ;-) )

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"

linda linda 22-25, F 32 Responses Oct 31, 2006

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ok, one last....A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.<br />
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He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a large, blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?" The ventriloquist looks on in amazement.<br />
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"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community," she continued,<br />
"and of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."<br />
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Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize. The blonde interjects, "You stay out of this, mister, I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"

ha ha i like that one