Italy Vs. Greece

A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics"
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

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31 Responses May 10, 2011



very funny,,:)


Ok, I'm bamboozled. I did the xx to see if it would happen because this member has been deleted, and it gets a heart! Can you shed any light?

Greek is code for anal




2 guys were talking one day and no. 1 says "my girlfriend called me a ********* last nite after sex" no. 2 said "what did you say" no. 1 said " I told her that's a big word for a 9yo to use"

That's NOT. Funy

Good one :)

Good one, had me in stiches.
It was the Indians that gave birth to advanced mathematics and not the Greeks.

Fkn great! I'm so bad remembering jokes, man I hope I can remember this one lol

Very Funny!!

Hahahaha das interesting ..lolz i lyk it

I laughed & layghed!

That second 'laughed' looks like a Freudian slip!

and then you elected berluskoni hahahah


Then the Nords came and gave it to the Greek AND Roman women while the men watched

hahaha Now I have two Greek jokes, thanks! A girl's mother stops over and while she's folding the laundry, she says to her mother "I think I want a divorce." Her mother says "Why? You have a beautiful house, expensive cars, and he treats you like a queen!" She replies "Yeah but, before I married this Greek, my a$$hole was the size of a dime. Now it's the size of a silver dollar." Mom says "So what? You're gonna give up all this for ninety cents?!"

LMFAO !!!!

I laughed enthusiastically!

Hahahah das funny

Ha Ha... I'll have to remember that one.

U must be Italian. Lol

Vapid humor with disguised racist tone.

Lighten up. If you can't laugh at yourself, then there's something wrong with you.

Anyone got anymore jokes please?

Ray (uk)

Lol too funny. I know a great comeback now against my stepfather


yesssssssssssssssssssssss ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that old greek style got them !


Funny :)

Lmao! That was way too funny...

italian bastards ..we greek .one the world war 2 we win ya but the germans win us...the roman empire continues with the byzantne empire in greece...we have alexander the great ..we have so man huge greeks .what do u have?

Ha, ha, ha, ha..... nice answer.. lol

OH OH Oh ... Wow that was a good one, except I'm always afraid I'm going to offend someone but that was a good one.......

From Paulapetal14---Great reading here--- Loved the one about the Aussies continually talking about cricket. We English gave up watching this boreing game years ago,even, though we invented it. Spent half my 66 years now in Australia and Aussies think they are the beeze kneeze for sport, in actual fact they are abut 50 years behind the times We don't give a flying F##K about the Ashes.
On the island-- The Poms (English) should have said to the Sheila (woman) Luv I cant have sex until you put this nappy on me .Or---Can I try on your bra and Panties Oh well perhaps I am different