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Italy Vs. Greece

A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics"
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

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very funny,,:)


Ok, I'm bamboozled. I did the xx to see if it would happen because this member has been deleted, and it gets a heart! Can you shed any light?

Greek is code for anal




Thank goodness for Both!

2 guys were talking one day and no. 1 says "my girlfriend called me a ********* last nite after sex" no. 2 said "what did you say" no. 1 said " I told her that's a big word for a 9yo to use"

That's NOT. Funy

Good one :)

Good one, had me in stiches.
It was the Indians that gave birth to advanced mathematics and not the Greeks.

Fkn great! I'm so bad remembering jokes, man I hope I can remember this one lol

Very Funny!!

I laugh out
ha ha ha

but still

Italian is the one who introduce that to woman?



You didn't get the joke. The Greeks were infamous for Pederasty, older men frequently having sex with young boys.

Oops so i can still laugh without interpretation. Thank you noyb.
(hide myself in the pipe) 😆

Hahahaha das interesting ..lolz i lyk it

I laughed & layghed!

That second 'laughed' looks like a Freudian slip!

and then you elected berluskoni hahahah

haha....that was a good one !!


Then the Nords came and gave it to the Greek AND Roman women while the men watched

hahaha Now I have two Greek jokes, thanks! A girl's mother stops over and while she's folding the laundry, she says to her mother "I think I want a divorce." Her mother says "Why? You have a beautiful house, expensive cars, and he treats you like a queen!" She replies "Yeah but, before I married this Greek, my a$$hole was the size of a dime. Now it's the size of a silver dollar." Mom says "So what? You're gonna give up all this for ninety cents?!"


LMFAO !!!!

I laughed enthusiastically!

Hahahah das funny

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Ha Ha... I'll have to remember that one.

Good one.

U must be Italian. Lol

Vapid humor with disguised racist tone.

Lighten up. If you can't laugh at yourself, then there's something wrong with you.

Anyone got anymore jokes please?

Ray (uk)

Lol too funny. I know a great comeback now against my stepfather

Truly hilarious, ha ha

yes sure

Because I'm as free as a biiiiiiiiird


yesssssssssssssssssssssss ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that old greek style got them !