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Italy Vs. Greece

A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics"
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

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Excellent

Thank goodness for Both!

2 guys were talking one day and no. 1 says "my girlfriend called me a ********* last nite after sex" no. 2 said "what did you say" no. 1 said " I told her that's a big word for a 9yo to use"

Good one :)

Good one, had me in stiches.
It was the Indians that gave birth to advanced mathematics and not the Greeks.

Fkn great! I'm so bad remembering jokes, man I hope I can remember this one lol

Very Funny!!

I laugh out
ha ha ha

but still

Italian is the one who introduce that to woman?

Errr...

really?

You didn't get the joke. The Greeks were infamous for Pederasty, older men frequently having sex with young boys.

Oops so i can still laugh without interpretation. Thank you noyb.
(hide myself in the pipe) 😆

Hahahaha das interesting ..lolz i lyk it

I laughed & layghed!

That second 'laughed' looks like a Freudian slip!

and then you elected berluskoni hahahah

Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good: On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman 2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman 2 American men and 1 American woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman One month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred. .. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them. The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman. The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming. The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions. The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores. The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman endlessly complains about her body; the true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfillment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm trees make her arse look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do; how her relationship with her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining. The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and setup a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whisky. But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.

I'm sorry---this should've had it's own page. Brilliant !

I am English, but I wouldn't wait for someone to introduce me to a woman if I liked her. Bit of a stereotype about us being 'reserved ' / conservative. STILL A GOOD JOKE THOUGH. You should have added 'Police prevent 2 English men from even talking to English woman, due to the few years 'age' difference (even though woman is over legal age) and their jealousy / power trip urges. Just wondered how the 2 japs would fax Tokyo, from a desert island. You should have added 'Two Australian men and an Aaustralian woman- the 2 men are busy talking about cricket and drinking 'tinnies' while the Australian woman is talking constantly about her right to have an abortion and at the same time hypocritically condemning child murderers in the newspapers (as is the case in any country)

I agree.. this should've its own page

Priceless, mike!

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haha....that was a good one !!

Excellent.

LOL

Then the Nords came and gave it to the Greek AND Roman women while the men watched

hahaha Now I have two Greek jokes, thanks! A girl's mother stops over and while she's folding the laundry, she says to her mother "I think I want a divorce." Her mother says "Why? You have a beautiful house, expensive cars, and he treats you like a queen!" She replies "Yeah but, before I married this Greek, my a$$hole was the size of a dime. Now it's the size of a silver dollar." Mom says "So what? You're gonna give up all this for ninety cents?!"

Haha!!

LMFAO !!!!

I laughed enthusiastically!

Hahahah das funny

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Ha Ha... I'll have to remember that one.

Good one.

U must be Italian. Lol

Vapid humor with disguised racist tone.

Lighten up. If you can't laugh at yourself, then there's something wrong with you.

Anyone got anymore jokes please?

Ray (uk)

Lol too funny. I know a great comeback now against my stepfather

Truly hilarious, ha ha

yes sure

Because I'm as free as a biiiiiiiiird

:"D

yesssssssssssssssssssssss ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that old greek style got them !

Meh.

Funny :)

Lmao! That was way too funny...

italian bastards ..we greek .one the world war 2 we win ya but the germans win us...the roman empire continues with the byzantne empire in greece...we have alexander the great ..we have so man huge greeks .what do u have?