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You Called Me?

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he
takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite
blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman
notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Sir, did you call
for me?" The man replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "You
must be new here, let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get
an erection it implies you called for me." Smiling she leads him to
the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls
him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

The man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the
sauna and as he sat down he farted. Within a few minutes a huge,
horrible, corpulent, hairy man lumbers out of the steam toward him.
"Did you call for me?" says the hairy man. "No, what do you mean?"
says the newcomer. "You must be new here," says the hairy man, "it
is a rule here that if you fart it implies that you called for me."
The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has
his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted
by the smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she says. The
man yells, "Here is my membership card, you can have the key back,
and you can keep the $500 membership fee." "But sir," she replies,
"you've only been here for a few hours, you haven't even had the
chance to see all our facilities." The man replies, "Listen lady,
I'm 58 years old, I get a hard-on once a month, but I fart 15 times
a day!"
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You mean he didn't like the anal? LMAO!

must show this joke to my buddy james, he farts a lot.<br />
this might cure him.

Nice one

No luck for him !

hahaha :) poor man!!nice joke