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The Lie Detector

By: iDigit
Written on June 29th, 2011
A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.
"Son, where were you today?"
Son says "at school dad."
Robot slaps the son!
"Ok, i watched a dvd at my mates!"
"What dvd?"
"Toy story."
Robot slaps the son again!
"Ok, it was a *****" cries the son.
"What! When I was your age I didn't know what **** was" says the dad.
Robot slaps the dad!
Mum laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son."
Robot slaps The mum!
By: iDigit
Age: 46-50 , Male
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    EbonyLady
    EbonyLady

    Ohhhhhh! That is terrible, LOL



    Still tittering here, lol

    Jul 30, 2011
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    andrewwarwick
    andrewwarwick

    Dysfunctional or what?

    Jul 23, 2011
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      iDigit
      iDigit

      just a tad :-)

      Jul 23, 2011
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    iDigit
    iDigit

    thanks to you all for the comments ...

    Jul 23, 2011
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    SoWhySoLongSaysBlue
    SoWhySoLongSaysBlue

    By far the best joke I have heard today! By far!

    Jul 19, 2011
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    Creamms
    Creamms

    Brilliant!

    Jul 18, 2011
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    yellowstrings
    yellowstrings

    hahahaha love this!

    Jul 4, 2011
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    ABforever
    ABforever

    This is the BEST joke today!!!!! Thanks!:D

    Jun 30, 2011
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    ABforever
    ABforever

    This is the BEST joke today!!!!! Thanks!:D

    Jun 30, 2011
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    MeasMe
    MeasMe

    |Wife say she not wanitng a lie dector in here lol

    Jun 30, 2011
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    OerbaDiaVanille
    OerbaDiaVanille

    hahaha wasnt expecting the ending good one!

    Jun 29, 2011
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    weezerluver2498
    weezerluver2498

    So freakin funny :)

    Jun 29, 2011
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    juliegirlie
    juliegirlie

    What a family !

    :))

    Jun 29, 2011
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