My Daily Joke...suspicious Mother

Suspicious Mother

Brian invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep
noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.

Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I
doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure". So he sat down and wrote:

"Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from
the house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for

dinner. Love, Brian".

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

"Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie; I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains
that if Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."

linda linda
26-30, F
32 Responses Nov 6, 2006


Cool mom

Lol lesson to all boys!!!!

LOL!!! boy, mothers can be quite slick sometimes! LOL

So true : )


your mother is smarter than you :)



Wise woman !

how funny!


that was the funniest thing I have read in a long time, Thanks!


very funny ,ya cant fool a mom lol

Very funny...

At 1st I didnt get it but now I do, LOL.

lmao.....never mess with a mothers super powers.

wow...that was funny...mums cant hide anything from them....cryyyyyy

khikhikhi nice one :)

Like all mothers, intrusive -lol-. Nice post.

Nice one.


Nice one girl! Hadn't laughed like that in a long time. The kind of **** my mother would do, lol<br />
Hope the neighbours didn't hear me cracking up all alone in here....eheheheh wgas lol

As my mother used to say when I failed to cover my tracks properly, "be sure your sins will find you out." Maybe that's why I didn't enjoy myself as much as I could have.

:D lol

Kids rock but moms rule!

Wow!! Linda that was just awesome! lol

okay that one rocked! =)

Brian's mother is smart ;)

HAHAHAhhah woww thats greatt. a great ideaa too :)

wow, out of all of them i've read so far that one was great, thanks for the laugh!