A Few More Non-PC Jokes

Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A.  Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States .

Q. Whats better than winning 1st place at the special Olympics?
A. Not being ******* retarded.

Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat

Q.Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar

Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong

Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment

Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?
A. They're hiring

Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

Q. What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A. A pimp.

Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it

Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.

Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the "F" word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO!"

Q. What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
A. Christopher Walkin

Q. What do ya get when You cross a Chinese man and a Puerto Rican?
A. A car thief who can't drive.

Q. What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A. Hooker can wash her crack & sell it again.

Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Put her in a circle room and tell her to pee in a corner.


When you see an Asian girl you think "she's Hot"
When you see an Asian guy you think "tech support"


What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs propped up against a tree?

What do you call her in Japan?


With all the new technology regarding fertility,recently a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby. When she was Discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

May we see the new baby?" one asked."Not yet," said the mother "I'll make coffee and we can Visit for a while first."

Thirty minutes had passed,and another Relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked Again, "May we see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we se e The baby?"

"When he cries!" she told them.

"When cries?" they asked. "Why do we have to wait until He cries?'

"Because I forgot where I put him.... OK?"
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6 Responses Jul 2, 2011

My mom used to worry about losing her memory. But it all worked out in the end. She just forgot about it!.

Re- last one. Same thing happens to my phone! Wish my specs made a noise!

I have to agree with Ms Penny... that last one ROCKED!

gift :<br />
Why did the French people invent the perfume ?<br />
Because they would never have been able to invent the bathroom !

the great thing about having kids when your older, is they can collect the pension and childrens allowance for you on the same day.

I just love that last one! Epic. Simply epic!