Living Alone

A man, who lived alone, went to the supermarkey and gathered up whatever groceries he needed. When he presented hinself at the check out to pay, the checkout girl took one look at his selection, then at him and said 'I see you live alone.'

The man was intrigued that she was able to tell he lived alone simply by looking at him and his shopping. "How can you tell?' he asked.

'Easy' she replied. 'You're one ugly bastard. I can't imagine anyone in their right mind admitting that they live in the same house as you.'
RoseViolet RoseViolet
46-50, F
3 Responses Jul 6, 2011

b!tch i'm never going back to that supermarket, haw haw haw.

omg. that was really straight on the face:)