A Girl''s Special Gift

Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade
girl's house. One day he he stops to taunt the little girl. He
holds up the football and says "See this football? Football is a
boys game and girls can't have one!"

The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother
about the encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a football.

The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl
shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah".
The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. "See this bike?
This is a boys bike, and girls can't have them!"

Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new
boys bike. Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at
his private parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these
and your mother can't go buy you one!"

The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl "Well,
what do you have to say NOW?"

So she pulls up her dress, points to her private part and says "My
mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as
many of THOSE as I want!"
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18 Responses Jul 18, 2011

LMAO that's just funny

now thats funny

Hahahhhahahah i jst cnt help it bt luf mah head off hahahahah

i like

That's nice hey my names justin we should get to know eachother

Thats funny and so true

haha wow crazy but funny

That is very true


Lol am so havin that joke lol gr8! :)<br /><br />

The role of mothers is to educate children properly, right ?

Miss Sassy Pants! Lol!

Thats not true.

HAHAHHA..good morning!!!!

o0o..hahahahaha lo0lxsh...

This is funny and true.

Now, you're finally telling a damn good joke.

Really great! Thanks for the laugh, and it is true too.