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How May Women With Pms Does It Take To...

By: ronanp
Written on July 23rd, 2011
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. Theydon't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.

They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.

But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?!
BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...

I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
By: ronanp
Age: 51-55 , Male
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8 responses
  • ronanp
    ronanp

    OH NO, you can keep that one, my dear firend, Kurz.

    Jul 25, 2011
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  • lunadelobos
    lunadelobos

    you're not jealous are you :))?

    Jul 24, 2011
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  • ronanp
    ronanp

    Do I sense a PMS moment, Kurz????

    Jul 24, 2011
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  • lunadelobos
    lunadelobos

    YOU need to get PMS and then try to be happy and content...

    when your back head legs and arms are killing you when you are bloated when you need 2000 mg + of meds just to make it though the day!.............



    *ENJOY YOUR EXPEDITOIN OVER THE PILES OF GARBAGE HAHAHAHA!!!!*

    Jul 24, 2011
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  • frmr
    frmr

    A little angry are we? A little frustrated?

    Jul 24, 2011
    2 likes
  • guidence508
    guidence508

    Ahhh, so there is a script they use. I thought it was just my girl friends.

    PMS is rough enough so having a script makes it easier.

    Jul 24, 2011
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  • ronanp
    ronanp

    I've experienced that walking on eggshells feeling many times, too many...

    Jul 23, 2011
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  • andrewwarwick
    andrewwarwick

    The words "treading" and "eggshells" spring to mind.

    Jul 23, 2011
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