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How May Women With Pms Does It Take To...

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. Theydon't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.

They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.

But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?!
BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...

I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Jul 23, 2011

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you're not jealous are you :))?

YOU need to get PMS and then try to be happy and content...

when your back head legs and arms are killing you when you are bloated when you need 2000 mg + of meds just to make it though the day!.............



*ENJOY YOUR EXPEDITOIN OVER THE PILES OF GARBAGE HAHAHAHA!!!!*

A little angry are we? A little frustrated?

Ahhh, so there is a script they use. I thought it was just my girl friends.

PMS is rough enough so having a script makes it easier.

The words "treading" and "eggshells" spring to mind.