Daily Joke ..... Top Ten Things Only Women Understand...

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...

10. Cats' facial expressions

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

7. Fat clothes

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow

3. Eyelash curlers

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

1. OTHER WOMEN
linda linda
26-30, F
14 Responses Nov 8, 2006

Love no 3 and 4 and definitely no 1......id be an idiot if I said I didnt get that......love y'all sisters. ; p

Is it a bad sign that I only understand 1 (sometimes) and 6?

Hahaha!!!! Sooo true!!!!

LMFAO !

lol. So true! :)

I'm fairly sure nobody really understands women, and the reason guys can't tell the differences between colors is actually because they legitimately can't see colors as well as females. Females used to have to pick plants and berries and would need to tell the subtle difference between edible and poisonous ones, whereas men did not.

True

I don't understand other women. They confuse me and drive me up a wall.

HAHA VERY FUNNY ESPECIALLY NUMBER 9 AND NUMBER, 6 SO TRUE. MAYBE ONE FOR SOMETING WOMEN DONT UNDERSTAND ABOUT MEN IS BEATING THE TRAFFIC. IM A MAN AND EVEN I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY WE ARE SO OBSESSED WITH THAT. COULD BE PRESENT AT THE SECOND COMING OF THE MESSIAH AND YET STILL WANT TO LEAVE EARLY SO AS TO BEAT THE TRAFFIC.

that is hilarious!

hi..sounds good Your appreciated....God bless you....:)

Great list. I love it. Thanks, CMR

LOL sometimes I don't understand other women!!!

Women are on the number 1,2 and 3 spot of "Things Men DONT Understand"......And the vacumcleaner is on 4 ;-)

I once took a test. It said I was 52% Female minded, 48% Male minded. This made me think.<br />
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Also, lol, I bet that "Women" would be at the number 1 spot of "Things Men DONT Understand"... interesting how that works.