My Rules

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night.. whether you're here or not."

** Who's the Boss? ** ^=^
vaylorie vaylorie
51-55, F
3 Responses Jul 25, 2011

Nothing like laying down the law, lol.


This joke is excellent and shows that real women have always ways to silence guys who think they are irresistible as males.