Joke #77 Ice is lethal

TO All My Friends Please beware !!!!
Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum and ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart. Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Pepsi and ice will ruin your teeth.... Apparently ice is lethal! Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!! Copy this immediately and send it to all your friends. You can save a life.
Serenitree Serenitree
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3 Responses Aug 4, 2011


Oh my gosh!! You should have mentioned something about the ice age too! Look at all the ice age took out!!! I might also add that a few years ago I went outside to take care of the animals in the snow... wearing shorts haha yes I swear it! I went to cross the top of my hill which happened to be covered with ice and I slipped on it and slid literally all the way down the first hill! I was on all fours when the whole slide down. My hands and legs were shredded!! See ice is just plain evil. :P

If I had written this, I might have thought to add in something about the ice age, but as it was something I found on google, I didn't have the right to change it. But, now you have added that little warning, so people will hopefully see it and beware. Do NOT go out on the ice in your shorts, people. It can be dangerous. Lethal even.

Hahaha! Yes definitely very lethal!! BEWARE!! I may have some more horror stories about ice and shorts yet again this winter as well haha. :P I can't even take my own advice

ROFLMAO!! What a great joke!! XD

I'm glad you enjoyed it. I got a smile and that is why I wanted to spread the fun.