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Silk Pyjamas

A man called home to his wife and said:

"Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up."

"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit strange but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?

"The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box."
EbonyLady EbonyLady 41-45, F 49 Responses Aug 21, 2011

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First class!

reminds me of my former father-in-law - 25 years straight of annual deer-hunting trips to northern Michigan, and never once any venison stew on the menu back home.


Sounds a little fishy to me!


Love it!

Haha bet the "salmons" were blonds with huge breasts.

Ha ha ha ha! Nice one.


Ts-ts-ts... Those thorny, pricky lies...

nice joke can u add me


Glad you like it ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶

oh no he didnt , lol

Oh yes he did, damn fool that he was! LOL

lol only a man could be that dumb

I would never say something like that, LOL....

(insert slight grin)

I'd say, on top of her game and firmly in control of a situation...

As she should be.
Never underestimate your opponent.

I love those kind of stealth manoeuvres :)

Tell me everything that I need to know.
(insert wicked sexy grin)

The purpose of the exercise or this mission was to carry out the operation without said party being alerted to the fact that they were under surveillance. Mission Accomplished. Now there is no way I'm letting you in on how any information was collated... (inserts smug smile)

Mine is not to reason why
Mine is just to do and lie....
in wait. (stealth mode)
(insert sexy secretive grin and holds up one finger to lips)

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One smart lady.

Yeah! Sometimes you just got to be...

LMAO! Smart wife.

Some wives cannot be fooled so easily... :)

Like my mom. Nothing like this happened to my mom but, you didn't mess with her. LOL!

So funny!

I'm glad that you liked it :)

I heard she snapped his rod and burnt his tackle, very very painful haw haw haw.

LOL, Cyril you are funny.... I like your ending to the story, hehehee

he was caught, hook line and sinker.

Hehehe... you got it Cyril :)


Yeah, that's the response I like... Keep smiling ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶

bright idea on the wife's part.

She's like me...

Smart lady


The moral of the story is: never let your wife do your packing if you're planning a weekend in somebody else's bed.

Obviously his brain was not engaged... As they say you can fool some of the people some of the time... Wifey was onto him...

Ho ho ho... that fellow's going to be in hot water the rest of his life.

You're damn right he is, lol.

ha , good one. sounds bout rt 2 me.

Yep, she knows when somethin' ain't right, lol.

LOL yeah big time trouble, any man knows that Blue gill are fresh water fish, Salmon are salt water or rivers but in Northern Waters and sword fish are tropical fish. So right there his lie is obvious, and besides, who would wear Silk PJ's on a fishing trip? <br />
Very smart wife, I am totally cracking up! I can just imagine the look on his face! They are in your tackle box! roflmao!

Yes his expression would have been the perfect Kodak moment, *shocked face* Click, LOL. Thanks for your comment :D

Thats pretty funny. I probably know some guys that are that stupid. Doesn't say much for me does it?

I know people like that too. Just because you know guys who would be caught out that way doesn't make you the bad person. Thanks for your comment on my posting :)

I have a brother caught in a few lies like this, and he cautions: "The truth always comes out." Your funny joke is sadly true in so many cases.

In most cases the truth does eventually come out, in this case he just hung himself :D

so funny...want to know if it has ever happened to anyone in real :)

This must have happened for sure and it would have been great to see the expression on his face when he got "BUSTED", lol.

LMAO now that is something I would have done, smart lady. ;-)

You're obviously like me then, intelligent, quick, on the ball......, lol

Sensational! Love it! Thanks for the laugh, need one right now. Dx

I'm glad that I was able to give you a laugh :)