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Silk Pyjamas

By: EbonyLady
Written on August 21st, 2011
By: EbonyLady
Age: 41-45 , Female
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    marriedup

    One smart lady.

    Apr 12
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      EbonyLady

      Yeah! Sometimes you just got to be...

      Apr 13
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    CoonAssPilot

    LMAO! Smart wife.

    Apr 9
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      EbonyLady

      Some wives cannot be fooled so easily... :)

      Apr 10
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      CoonAssPilot

      Like my mom. Nothing like this happened to my mom but, you didn't mess with her. LOL!

      Apr 10
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    AnnSylvie

    Ha, ha, ha.... a great one. I'll save it in my computer file 'JOKES'. Thanks to share.

    Mar 24
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      EbonyLady

      It pleases me that you would like to keep it AnnSylvie. Lots of people seem to like this one (✿◠‿◠)

      Mar 24
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      AnnSylvie

      I like to collect funny jokes. Yours is really a great one. "Such is taken which believed to take". Thanks. Maybe You've some others. I'll browse You stories. LOL

      Mar 24
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    Darwinist18

    That's a little sexist, I mean "being the good wife that she was she did as her husband asked" pack his own d**n clothes!

    Feb 22
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      EbonyLady

      Well excuse me for telling a mildly sexist "joke". If it was my house he'd be packing his own clothes too, but for the purposes of this exercise, I like it just the way it was wrote! Many thanks for your comments *Smiles Sweetly and Flutters Eyelashes*

      Feb 22
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    sundragon

    So funny!

    Feb 22
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      EbonyLady

      I'm glad that you liked it :)

      Feb 22
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    cyrilpeter

    I heard she snapped his rod and burnt his tackle, very very painful haw haw haw.

    Nov 12, 2012
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      EbonyLady

      LOL, Cyril you are funny.... I like your ending to the story, hehehee

      Nov 13, 2012
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    SupermanDC

    LOL

    Nov 6, 2012
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      EbonyLady

      ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶

      Nov 8, 2012
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    cyrilpeter

    he was caught, hook line and sinker.

    Nov 6, 2012
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      EbonyLady

      Hehehe... you got it Cyril :)

      Nov 6, 2012
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    Edward51

    Chuckling...

    Nov 2, 2012
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      EbonyLady

      Yeah, that's the response I like... Keep smiling ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶

      Nov 2, 2012
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    misery22

    bright idea on the wife's part.

    Oct 29, 2012
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      EbonyLady

      She's like me...

      Oct 29, 2012
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    holloway64

    Smart lady

    Oct 29, 2012
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      EbonyLady

      Indeed!

      Oct 29, 2012
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      holloway64

      The moral of the story is: never let your wife do your packing if you're planning a weekend in somebody else's bed.

      Oct 29, 2012
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      EbonyLady

      Obviously his brain was not engaged... As they say you can fool some of the people some of the time... Wifey was onto him...

      Oct 29, 2012
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    87William3

    Ho ho ho... that fellow's going to be in hot water the rest of his life.

    Oct 9, 2012
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      EbonyLady

      You're damn right he is, lol.

      Oct 29, 2012
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    BareCrackSmacker

    ha , good one. sounds bout rt 2 me.

    Mar 22, 2012
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      EbonyLady

      Yep, she knows when somethin' ain't right, lol.

      Apr 22, 2012
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    abigguy4u

    LOL yeah big time trouble, any man knows that Blue gill are fresh water fish, Salmon are salt water or rivers but in Northern Waters and sword fish are tropical fish. So right there his lie is obvious, and besides, who would wear Silk PJ's on a fishing trip?

    Very smart wife, I am totally cracking up! I can just imagine the look on his face! They are in your tackle box! roflmao!

    Jan 27, 2012
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      EbonyLady

      Yes his expression would have been the perfect Kodak moment, *shocked face* Click, LOL. Thanks for your comment :D

      Jan 27, 2012
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    flwguardian

    Thats pretty funny. I probably know some guys that are that stupid. Doesn't say much for me does it?

    Jan 27, 2012
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      EbonyLady

      I know people like that too. Just because you know guys who would be caught out that way doesn't make you the bad person. Thanks for your comment on my posting :)

      Jan 27, 2012
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    WildeOscar

    I have a brother caught in a few lies like this, and he cautions: "The truth always comes out." Your funny joke is sadly true in so many cases.

    Jan 18, 2012
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      EbonyLady

      In most cases the truth does eventually come out, in this case he just hung himself :D

      Jan 27, 2012
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    jbfriendonli

    so funny...want to know if it has ever happened to anyone in real :)

    Jan 10, 2012
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      EbonyLady

      This must have happened for sure and it would have been great to see the expression on his face when he got "BUSTED", lol.

      Jan 11, 2012
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    snowberry75

    LMAO now that is something I would have done, smart lady. ;-)

    Jan 9, 2012
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      EbonyLady

      You're obviously like me then, intelligent, quick, on the ball......, lol

      Jan 11, 2012
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    ronanp

    Nice one, Ebony

    Jan 9, 2012
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      EbonyLady

      I love this one ronan because this is me all over, lol.

      Jan 11, 2012
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      ronanp

      I have heard variations of this joke, always funny. And I can imagine no one is pulling anything over on you, ebony

      Jan 11, 2012
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    Davidbb26

    Sensational! Love it! Thanks for the laugh, need one right now. Dx

    Jan 9, 2012
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      EbonyLady

      I'm glad that I was able to give you a laugh :)

      Jan 11, 2012
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    welshbabe

    Ha!ha!ha! :D i laughed my little socks off at this! My daughter and niece/s thought!, ooooooooh!!!! that! was so funny! "i like this one! they said to me"! lol



    Thank you so much for sharing, your post my darling baby girl! that was great! :D lol I thank you! :D :D <>

    Nov 9, 2011
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      EbonyLady

      So glad that your family enjoyed this joke welshbabe. It's one of my favourites and my mom likes it too :)

      Nov 9, 2011
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    gundhara

    lol good one

    Sep 15, 2011
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      EbonyLady

      Glad it was to your liking :)

      Sep 15, 2011
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    juliegirlie

    The woman is the future of the man !

    Sep 11, 2011
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      EbonyLady

      Indeed Julie!

      Sep 14, 2011
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      juliegirlie

      It's not my own thought, it's from Jean Ferrat, a french singer.
      Ah, honesty ! :D

      Sep 15, 2011
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    risenphoenix

    That was a good one. Really got a laugh from it

    Sep 8, 2011
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    andrewwarwick

    Hope the guy isn't in the intelligence service.

    Sep 8, 2011
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      EbonyLady

      Yes he won't mind me telling you that he's the head honcho in the FBI, lol. Maybe I shouldn't say that!!! LOL

      Sep 9, 2011
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    Behopefull

    lol... good one...woman outsmarts a man again... ;)

    Sep 8, 2011
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      EbonyLady

      On this occasion certainly :)

      Sep 9, 2011
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    Jones47

    Smart woman, thanks for the laugh

    Sep 6, 2011
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      EbonyLady

      You're more than welcome. Please keep laughing :)

      Sep 8, 2011
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    ABforever

    huhuhu..got him!

    Sep 6, 2011
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      EbonyLady

      Damn right she did!

      Sep 8, 2011
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    Inspector999

    Brilliant!!

    Aug 24, 2011
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    Inspector999

    Brilliant!!

    Aug 24, 2011
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      EbonyLady

      As some would say, it was a fair cop, lol!

      Aug 24, 2011
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