Nightmare!

a girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."
iriseyes iriseyes
22-25, F
18 Responses Nov 14, 2006

Classic!

That was great!

Hahahahah Great :)

Oh no....

Hahaha!!!!!!! Lolz

That's gold

Oh ****!

I love this one most of all! Brilliant

That is not right! :) LMAO

LOL! I remember the first time I heard this one from on old retired Marine. It still makes me laugh every time!

Well... ****.

Pun intended?

OH ****!!!!!!!!LMAO

Busted!!

LOL!!! funny!!!

nice one

HAHAHA!!! too funny too good..

That's pretty damn funny bro. . .

HA! That's a good one. I'd heard it before, but not for awhile, and it is funnier the way you wrote it!