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What Causes Arthritis?

WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked,"Say Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap , wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned," Then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.
"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?

The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

grokster grokster 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 20, 2008

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I don't know why folks would be upset -- it's all meant in good fun. (Besides, I'm an "equal-opportunity offender"! LOL!)

ROFLMBO! Indeed, you might catch "h3ll" on that one! ;)