Daddy's Gonna Eat Your FingersThis one is for all who:
a.) have kids
b.) had kids
c.) was a kid
d.) know a kid!
As I was packing for my business trip, my 3 year old daughter was having a
wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at
this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in
my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them
before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers
with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"