Joke # 209 A Teacher's Story

A teacher's story about Stuttering

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well," she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty
and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start
and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said the little girl.

'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,"
but before she could say 'F***-off !,' the Rottweiler ate her!

The teacher had to leave the room.
Serenitree Serenitree
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4 Responses Oct 4, 2011

Poor cat! That is pretty funny, though.

Lmao! That is hilarious although it's horrible what happened to the kitty

Yes, but still, not a true story.

Yes, poor kitty & poor lil girl !

Yeah, but in the story, it didn't seem that the little girl was too traumatized. But, then again, it is only a joke. I think. I HOPE!

lmbo........oh jeez......I didn't have enough coffee yet to handle this much giggling..... :D That was a TOTAL surprise ending.... Poor kitty..... :(

I loved it when my daughter told it to me on Sunday. I had to share it. Yeah, poor kitty.