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Cowboy Boots

By: snowberry75
Written on October 4th, 2011
Cowboy Boots

An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. 

Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. 

Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly. 

He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Helen?" 

Helen looks him over, "Nope." 

Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?" 

Helen looks again, "Nope." 

Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. 

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything 
DIFFERENT?" 

Helen looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." 

Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!" 

To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam, shoulda bought a hat."

By: snowberry75
Age: 36-40 , Female
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6 responses
  • EyzofBlue
    EyzofBlue

    LOL thats funny.

    Oct 5, 2011
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  • EbonyLady
    EbonyLady

    Snowberry that was great, lol. Keep the jokes coming :D

    Oct 5, 2011
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    • snowberry75
      snowberry75

      Glad you liked this one, I am not very good at remembering these things. So don't tell them very often. :D

      Oct 5, 2011
      1 like
  • Becnme
    Becnme

    I like the joke. Yes I know I am a dirty old lady*giggles*

    Oct 4, 2011
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    • snowberry75
      snowberry75

      LMAO My grandma used to say the body may grow old but the mind is alive and well. ;-)

      Oct 4, 2011
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  • snowberry75
    snowberry75

    I have a crazy teenage girl who lives a couple doors down. She always comes over and shows me these dirty jokes. This one had me laughing for quite a long time. She is also very random at times and from that day on you never know when she will change her voice and say, "should of bought a hat Sam, should of bought a hat" and wink at me. Which of course gets me to laugh while throwing one of my couch pillows at her. She definitely livens up the place when she's around.

    Oct 4, 2011
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