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Young Married Couple

A young couple enjoyed a full sex life and the woman became accustomed to rewarding her husband between the sheets for any act of kindness.

But the husband wanted to prove to his wife that he wanted her for more than just sex, so one day, on the spur of the moment, he brought her a huge bouquet of flowers.

"They're lovely," she said, before adding suspiciously, " I suppose you expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs apart."

"Why?' said the husband, puzzled..."Don't we have a vase anymore?"
goodogstay goodogstay 46-50, M 3 Responses Nov 10, 2011

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All the saying goes ,The old ones are the best. People too.

Hahahaha.....I had forgotten that one! I actually used to tell it,'s STILL funny!

I think some of the best jokes are old jokes...they are "time tested".

Funny! I think that was alright!! Hugs, LW