Young Married CoupleA young couple enjoyed a full sex life and the woman became accustomed to rewarding her husband between the sheets for any act of kindness.
But the husband wanted to prove to his wife that he wanted her for more than just sex, so one day, on the spur of the moment, he brought her a huge bouquet of flowers.
"They're lovely," she said, before adding suspiciously, " I suppose you expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs apart."
"Why?' said the husband, puzzled..."Don't we have a vase anymore?"