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Pillsbury Doughboy dies






Thought you would want to know.

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news.

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the commercial industry.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

A Baker's Dozen of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including: Aunt Jemima, Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, Little Debbie,The Hostess Twinkies, Ginger Snap, the M&Ms, Mr. Planter, Tony the tiger, The entire Chip family (all chocolate members and butterscotch) and Captain Crunch.

Even his main competitor Robin Hood Flour stopped by and left a Gold Medal on the cookie sheet..

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, his only son, John Dough, and daughter-in-law Jane Dough who had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50F for 20 minutes.

The gravesite was piled high with flours

Doughnuts were provided by Krispy Kreme immediately following the service.

Memorial contributions can be made to the Crescent Society 
Mehameha Mehameha 51-55, M 4 Responses Nov 24, 2011

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LOL!!! :D

LOL

Very well done! ha ha - I'm sure if he wouldn't be browned off by such a fitting tribute.

In his will he specifically asked to be buried rather than cremated. He had been sifted so often that the thought of a powdery demise just wasn't his piece of cake. LOL.

lol lol

ROFLMAO

RIP <br />
(Roast In Peace)

LOL. We sure will miss those belly pokes.

Very funny! LOL Poor Pop n Fresh!

Poor guy. He was so versatile.

This version is even funnier! Great Obituary! LOL

How very spice of you to say.