The Polite Way To Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked one of her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"

Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"

Johnny said, "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine who I hope to introduce you to after dinner."

The teacher fainted...
Fishin4Life Fishin4Life
46-50, M
14 Responses Dec 6, 2011

Good one. That made me laugh. I'll remember it and tell it to my friends.

Optimistic and evocative .. love that boy .. hahahahaha

LOL!!!!!!!!!! Loved that one! :D

Haha :) ..I love it :D

A good one there buddy

lol <3 it!

My goodness!... lol..

Saw a good one after a long time involving Little Johny

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Great joke?<br />
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Some of the appeal to us Brits is the way that "bathroom" is considered to be a word that is not nice. We would use the word "toilet" to describe the room with the toilet in it! Indeed it would still be possible in many British homes to go to the "bathroom" and only find a bath and a sink, the toilet being located in a room all of it's own. Must be very confusing for visiting Americans! especially if they really really need to go NOW!

I think most Americans think of "bathroom" as a polite euphemism for toilet. I'm a teacher and whenever I say "toilet" in class, all I get is giggles for talking about what we poop into.

ROFLMMFAO!! That's great!

There is no answer to that. I hope the young lady would be impressed, if not impregnated.

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Hahaha, Very funny. It was polite.