Never Judge An Old Man ;-)

An old favourite :-)

I took my dad to the mall the other day to get some new shoes and we decided to grab a bite to eat.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours.
My dad kept staring and the teen would stare back.
After a while, the teenager got fed up and sarcastically asked "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life before"
Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn't choke at his response, knowing it would be good.
And in classic style, he did not bat an eyelid in his response.
"Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son"
OnMyTippeeToes OnMyTippeeToes
18-21, F
18 Responses Dec 9, 2011

LOL...thats a cool answer!

it sounds like something that my grandfather would say, i love it

Loooooove this story!

Oh ya. Your Dad and I would certainly get along. The local mall rats here Dare the younger/newer ones that don't know me to walk up and tell me something random....<br />
Then sit back and laugh while I diss 'em. lol



he is a smart old guy eh

your Dad sounds awesome lol

lol love it just a qustion are u a vampirE : >

Not today ;-)
Why you ask?

Great stuff, lol. Love it :)

sounds like something I would have said lol

Aren't old men wonderful?

ROFL good one!

Funny old goat.

LOL: u crazier that I thot, but it's all good

Haha :)

Ha,ha,ha. That's a great one. LOLOLOL Thanks to share with us :O response