Never Judge An Old Man ;-)An old favourite :-)
I took my dad to the mall the other day to get some new shoes and we decided to grab a bite to eat.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours.
My dad kept staring and the teen would stare back.
After a while, the teenager got fed up and sarcastically asked "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life before"
Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn't choke at his response, knowing it would be good.
And in classic style, he did not bat an eyelid in his response.
"Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son"
OnMyTippeeToes 18-21, F 18 Responses 20 Dec 9, 2011