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For Females


            It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there
are female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke, a true female
joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will
pass it along to a woman who will love it.

             A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail
with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take
her eyes off him.

             The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and
walked directly toward her. (As men will.) Before she could offer her
apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll
do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how
kinky, for $20.00...on one condition.'

            Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

            The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in
just three words.'

            The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then
slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's
hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and
meaningfully said:


           'Clean my house.'
 

iriseyes iriseyes 21-25, F 4 Responses Apr 16, 2008

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Trapped, and even I did not see that coming.

I'm gonna try this one haha XD

Good story - I'll relay it to my "more-than-a-mistress" . <br />
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(We both call her that, 'cause she often pays for stuff - something a real mistress would NEVER do.)

Interesting. I guess "female" jokes must be written by nuns in a convent. You know, some men still take care of business once in a while don't you think? ;)