Jokes About Sex?

Sorry men... I shouldn't laughf about this... but to me it is humor ;-)

  • Actual amout of ***** per ***********: 1-2 teaspoons

  • Average number of times a man will ********* in his lifetime: 7,200

  • Average # of times he will ********* from ************: 2,000

  • Average total amount of lifetime *********: 14 gallons

  • Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

  • Average speed of ***********: 28 miles per hour

  • Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

  • Average # of calories in a teaspoon of *****: 7

  • Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

  • Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

  • Average length when erect: 5.1

  • Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

  • Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

  • Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

  • Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet

  • Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall

  • Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising, lose weight.

  • Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, and wheat germ

  • Percent of men who say they **********: 60%

  • Percent of men who say they ********** at least once a day: 54%

  • Percent of men who say they feel guilty ************ that often: 41%

  • Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks

  • Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

  • Average # of erections during the night: 9

  • Distance ***** travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

  • The human equalivent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)

  • Time it takes the *****: 2.5 seconds

  • Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours

  • ***** life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ***********)

  • linda linda
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Feb 22, 2007

    Ok, that's enough information for the day, lol :P

    In reguards to the # of calories in ***** v.s Dr. Pepper : I can just hear the onslought of men saying, " See, I told my woman,' tastes great, less filling'". lol.