Daily Joke .....a Male And a Femal Statue....

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.

"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.

Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."

linda linda
26-30, F
21 Responses Nov 28, 2006

Revenge is sweet and a lil funky lol

A forgotten oldie :)

lmao!!! love it!

Oh wow


justice prevails:)

Did NOT see that one coming!

lol I laughed so hard on that one.


U funny goofball

loved this hahaha

told it to my wife...she liked it :)

The best I've read.


hi..sounds good Your appreciated....God bless you....:)


That's hilarious


wow... so funny... i really liked this one a lot :D

That actually did make me laugh out loud :)

ROFLMAO! Gotta remember that one!!