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A Kids Homework Exercise A Story With A Moral

TEACHER TELLS KIDS WITH HELP OF FAMILY WRITE SHORT STORY WITH A MORAL TO IT.NEXT DAY FIRST CHILD SAYS I LIVE ION FAARM MISS ONE DAY WE HAD ALL EGGS IN CONTAINER ON FRONT SEAT ON WAYTO MARKET AND HIT A BUMP.AND THE MORAL OF STORY IS DONT PUT ALL YOURE EGGS IN ONE BASKET.FIRST CLASS EXAMPLE TEACHER SAYS NEXT CHILD RECOUNTS HOW WERE EXPECTING MANY CHICKS FROM EGGS THAT DIDNT HAPPEN THE MORAL DONT COUNT CHICKENS BEFORE HATCHED A GOOD EXAMPLE AGAIN SAYS TEACH.BILLY THE CLASS HOOLIGAN SAYS RIGHT MISS MY AUNT TRACY WAS IN ARMY AND HER PLANE WAS SHOT DOWN AS SHE BAI LED OUT SHE GRABBED BOTTLE OF GIN THEY HAD IN THERE WORRYING THAT IT MIGHT BREAK ON LANDING SHE DRUNK IT ON WAY DOWN UNFORTUNATELY SHE LANDED AMONGST ABOUT FIFTY OF THE ENEMY SHE MANAGED TO SHOOT THIRTY THEN GUN JAMMED SHE KNIFED ANOTHER TEN TILL THAT BROKE THE OTHERS SHE SORTED WITH BARE HANDS THAT MY STORY MISS.YES YOUNG BILLY BUT WHERE IS THE MORAL OH YEAH SORRY MY DAD SAYS NEVER EVER EVER **** WITH AUNT TRACY WHEN SHES BEEN DRINKING.
billstickers billstickers 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 24, 2012

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His dad is a wise man. :-)